Any life left in this one… or can I toss it? 
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How about:
“I am going to park really close to this truck so I don’t get scratched. No reason he will need to lower his tailgate. He is probably picking up AA batteries, just like me.”
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Look at me, look at me.
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Mid-life crismobile
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Finally paid off my college loans!
Or…last kid has finished school & on his own.
True story - Willie Randolph’s (NY Yankees star player & coach, NY Mets manager) daughter Ciara attended the same college as my son. He was the commencement speaker in 2007 and said this about paying for your kid’s college: “it’s like buying a new Lexus every year and pushing it off a cliff without ever driving it”. He said they were going to go buy the beach house they always wanted 
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That’s funny but sad at the same time! I don’t think he’s alone with his thoughts
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Hayes Manuals, trusted by all men.
Or is that Haynes, I don’t remember.
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I was thinking Brita Water Filter but AAA works too.
From the web…
In the parking lot of home depot i was waiting for a parking space when the owner of a big dodge ram loaded his truck he proceeded to push his empty cart into a c6 parked about 20 ft. away , big ding in rear fender and hit mirror.Before he could get away a tall female about 30 confronted him , he told her to **** off with that she foot swept him putting him on his back where she proceeded to kick the crap out of this 200lb jackass.He took kicks to the head ,eye, jaw ,ribs etc. no one got involved ,when she was done she mutterd my boy friend is going to kill me .I quess this guy will have a little more respect now for other peoples property.!
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I was born in 1973
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That isnt fine aluminum. It’s thin… it would have to be Heinikin to be fine. Just sayin.
And it is very obvious that you grew up in the 60s as your record collection stops before KISS ALIVE 1
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oh no, KISS ALIVE II came out in when I was in junior high. That’s about the time I started buying albums.
My first concert (7th grade)
August 20, 1976
KISS plays Anaheim Stadium in Anaheim, California. Attendance: nearly 43,000. Other Act(s): Ted Nugent, Montrose (Uriah Heep were scheduled to play, but were replaced by Montrose), Bob Seger. Flo & Eddie present the band. Set-list: Detroit Rock City/King Of The Night Time World/Let Me Go, Rock ‘N’ Roll/Strutter/Hotter Than Hell/Nothin’ To Lose/Cold Gin/Shout It Out Loud/Do You Love Me?/God Of Thunder/Rock And Roll All Nite/Deuce/Firehouse/Black Diamond.
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nice, you started early! 
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Ahhhhh. That’s better. 
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