Ah! HE strikes again!
The world knows him as ‘TinWhisperer’, a jovial man who helps everyone with whatever they might need to know.
HOWEVER…
In reality he is known to the underworld as…
MANUAL MAN!
There! I’ve said it! I’ve exposed the truth! A man who has gathered ALL the manuals known to man and has stored them in his secret underground vaults deep below Mystery Mountain! And, there, he plots… One day he will have them all! Have you ever looked for a manual for a machine you bought 15 years ago and can’t find it? Ha ha, he’s got it. Soon, very soon now, he will have them ALL!
Bwahhahahaha!
Manual Man will have them all and we will be at his mercy!
Don’t ask me how I know this… um, I hear someone coming… I need to leave now…