I found out last week you have to be up to date on your shots just to login and browse the forum… or to go in my shop… Can’t remember which it was… maybe both. 
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Ha!! you didn’t tell her she would look good in a rusty Pinto?
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Oh no you are like me you just take it in small doses to build your immune system.
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She doesn’t even know what a pinto is. Not old enough 
She takes excellent care of this old man and was there when we struggled. Now she is a princess. We have been married for 18 years and can count on one hand how many fights we have had. All 5 were my fault. Or so she says.
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Of course it was your fault…she is using my wife’s logic. They learn that somewhere. Don’t try to figure it out or you will turn to whiskey and cigars!!!
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Hell I would tell you, that you look good if your buying a SUV from me!
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I can tell you where they learn it. Just sit back and listen to your mother in law…
Mine AKA the monster in laws. 
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Even COSTCO uses that ploy from time to time.
They must have a pep talk with the cashiers and say "Tell the customer:
- “…what a great idea. I didn’t know we had these!!!”
- “…Oh, you are going to make someone very happy!”
- “…Have you had this before. It is amaaaazing!”
- “…Oh, that is just your color!”
- “…That looks so good on you. If I had that I would wear it everywhere.”
- “…You must tell me how well that worked out because I think I need to get some while they are still in stock.”
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Lucky Girl!
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Its always a trap
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“Does this _____ make me look fat?”
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My wife knows better than to ask that question. She never likes my answers.
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Craig, I think you missed my drift. You can’t just putting anything in the space!!! 
See, Craig. Phillip gets me. 
…Wha…What? You have a laser welder??? Craig, yes that laser welder makes you look PHAT!
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Now you are scaring me a little! You come across as this kind “Grandpa”-type.
That ‘saboteur’ guy looks like Gollum from Lord of the Ring.
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Well it is a joke you guy won’t understand without explaining.
“You know him pee wee him gets excited!”
That is what a old lady used to say about her husband to us when I worked at a big box retail store while in college.
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